I am going to gank a mining ship with DJEntropy.

Why is that important to post?


It's the second mining ship in five years, ending my streak ...
... after such a short amount of time.


Oh well ... :)

You're on the bottom floor of a normal two story house.

There are three switches next to you, and on the top floor there are three lightbulbs.

The first time you go up the stairs you have to determine which switch goes with each lightbulb.

Can you do it?

It cannot be done with four without serious weasel words in your answer. I do not know what page the original question was from, but someone must have answered it by now. If not:

Switch one on for ten minutes then turn it off. Switch the second one on, then walk up. The warm but off lightbulb is the first switch, the on one is the second, the off but cold bulb is the third.

Hengle!
You here??? :O

Hi! :D

Lost yourself in OOPE, haha. ^_^
Any good ganks today? :)

Went on a gank with two others around DT today. :)
Tisi is seriously enjoying the constant warping and sport commentating. ^_^

Not so much the channel I accidentially spammed with a few dozen lines ...
... until I realised it wasn't local.

As I said, I did not know where the original post was so I obviously did not know what came after it. I do not know much history in this thread.

Have you thought about your sub, btw?

Sounds like a good plan! :)

Of course I have seen it before. It could probably be on some top twenty most common 'brain teaser' list. As for the impossibility of four, I stated this because I have never seen an answer to it that I thought was acceptable. The only ones I have seen are all variations on "Flip this switch five minutes, second ten minutes, detect difference in heat." Which is just silly.

You confuse my sarcasm-detector. ^_^

This reminds me of an interview question I heard of (not personally encountered):

You're driving a two seater car in the rain and find yourself passing this bus stop which isn't covered. 3 people are waiting there, suffering in the rain:

1. An old lady who is dying
2. Your best friend, who has saved your life
3 The would-be love of your life

You can only give a ride to one person. Who would you give a ride to and why?

Yes they had this question in a movie called 16 Blocks and this was the answer Bruce Willis gave. I thought this was very sweet..

I think the unspoken assumption here is that you'd never again meet this love of your life, and your best friend who has saved your life once before would understand.. you're giving her your car, and she is capable of helping the old woman because of her reputation for saving lives.


It's really the best solution without being needlessly selfless or selfish, I think.

Well remember, your friend is soaking in the rain too.. so now they'd have a car.. your car.. and the least they can do for a friend is help someone who's dying..


Ok maybe that does sound kind of selfish.

http://dict.leo.org is down ..... weird ....


Inb4 snipewhore. ^_^

Morning.. what is goin onz here..

Um. Guilty....

Naw.

Nah it's just the thread serving its purpose.

Also you haven't written anything stupid from what I'm seeing. Unless you were referring to the posts of others. Mine are pretty stupid.

Some might say that's the whole point of being here.
I do not necessarily agree that it should be the permanent state... and I don't mean that offensive.
At least not anymore. I understand that I did, though. :p

I guess one brings in what he wants or can bring in, Hengle.

And I don't mean that offensive either. -.-'


Kind of hard to address, I guess ...

It's how it is ... and ... I don't know ... it works.

Just look at my post from several hundred thousand pages ago.

"OMG I HAD SEX!" in a nutshell.


I was happy to share it that thought, even if it seemed senseless for others.

Some things might be more or less senseless,
some things might only be perceived as senseless...

I don't know.


Depth varies, I guess.

No.............................................

....

brb smoke.

Great ... just what I needed now ....

Niece going to hospital, because she started to cough early today ...

... and cough .... and cough .... and cough ...

... and it's getting worse and worse and worse ...


:(

DUDE I WANTED THE LAST POST OF THE FORMER PAGE !!!!


LOL! XD


Self fail. -.-'

Deal!

Exactly!



Sure you can!

You promise that?

*yawns*

Evening folks

Hey there, oh my Don!



You promise that?

Cant trust them mew age outlaw folks, always out to steal my milk! >.>

Are you sure it was milk?

As long as you don't deliberately wait for it,
you're not really one.

I kind of wondered how long it would take ....

I am taking suggestions for new names FYI.

Please assist me this.

Not a cloud in the sky....
Makes a change for this time of year, it's usually p**sing with rain by now

True that.

The biggest griefers i n game are vets in startercorps who tell people
to mine and run missions aka playing solo.


Playing solo.....


Dammit!

Heeeeengleeeeeee!!!!!!!!! -.-'

noooooo! it can't be morning time already!

What I speedread was an r, instead of the n.

I am starting to hate this.

We seem to have our strong population increases in the summer/fall. Back up 9 months...

Seems as good a time as any.

Imagine what happens during a global power-out....

Waiting for it already.....



Posting too much.
Need to slow down.
Not enough customers. :/

Yes, Hengle.
Of course, Hengle.

I will drag people in here and force them to buy things! :)

Can you not use my real name in your post?? Please edit it.

I think this is why most of them say on the bottle not to operate heavy machinery while under their influence.

You will find me ingame.

Let's be friends.


Please......


Thanks. o7

Then go see a doctor. This isn't a clinic.

I think it is less about your topic being unwanted than the question of why on earth would you get medical advice from a video game forum? I don't think that is a good idea.

Whenever I get physically injured I usually just find a corner and crouch there for about 20 seconds. Health usually regenerates pretty quickly.

Hehe.

thankfully the friendly neighbourhood ISD dropped a nuke and it seems to have gone quiet in the aftermath.

morning to those above the equator

Clearly you have not visited the equator, time does weird things there

It looks British. That's as far as I got.

o/ Hengle

Morning Hengle, how goes things?

damn it thread you make no sense i cant keep up with this

I'm so friggen bored

I'm at work so that might be weird.

tbh seeing doomheim suddenly show up as your corp would be more fun.

Easter egg corp. When you biomass a toon you get in. It's OP.

Why do I always miss the interesting stuff?

PS: You should try green tea, it's much better for all occasions.

fixed that for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLFAJQ7SLew

Oh wow...

Oh man I love that song.


And I listened to it waaaay too much.

Morning Hengle or Evening Hengle.

When you going to jump on irc?

I understand.

either/or i think.

Okay, everyone take a vote: I keep my earrings or redo the exact same avatar but without the earrings. At the current angle and lighting they look kind of odd.

You need more beavers there.

I'm sorry to hear that Hengle. Is it flooding where you are?


Or were you crying just that much

I hope you know I was just kidding. I hope you get your home sorted out..

The linked scene is from Loaded Weapon 1 which is parodying Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct which is famous for Sharon Stone's snatch shot scene

I am a coffin.

Meaningless post

*fluffles Hengle's hair*

Wouldn't be much of a sniper if I wasn't sneaky.

* Carmen disappears back into the shadows

Speaking of exposing.

Only if you make that way.

I will rebrand this awkwardness as 'tension.'

When in doubt, both.

Morning lagl. I slept well..

Is that a ninja link to make me click on my notification. . NOT WORKING

I'm just getting used to it for the time when my dark minions summon me to this realm. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to start sneezing whilst rampaging across the face of the world??

Morning Anslo o/

Besides, we dont have a lot of aromatic trees. The evergreens, yes. Most of the others, no.

And we're only burning the dead ones.

O.O


Damn, knew I was doing something wrong.

Ground was so wet where I went camping, it took all the spare gasoline and old tires I could find to get our cookfire started.

No, you have to compress diesel first. Although, once the fire gets good and hot, it becomes more entertaining.

Explosions are never wasted energy. How else are supposed to know that Michael Bay exists?

There's a neutral in local, I got a full bottle of whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and I'm wearing sunglasses.

Attempting to shut down for work try #3.

This is a conspiracy to keep me from 10k. I can feel it.

I knew it. To Siberia with all of you.

I think the popular drink at the moment is tea.

IRC seems to be on tea.....and drugs. There's definitely drugs involved too.

There are still not enough Amarr in this thread.

I would say 'thems fightin words' but every time I picture you fighting I think of this, Penguin.

It's because we're Australian. We shorten/lengthen everything by adding 'o' or 'ie' or just shortening.

Examples:

David -> Davo
Russell -> Russ
Michael -> Mick or Mickie
Afternoon -> Arvo
Lunch at work -> Smoko

So only natural that The Vendunari becomes Vendo

Derrick -> Derro (lol, that's also a shortened form of Derilict and usually applied to a person)
Miles -> Milo (also a chocolate drink powder)

Ow ya goin' Derro?

Perfect Australian right there.

Because all Richards are?

In the rural areas it's:

Richard -> D1ck -> Dicko (either version can be used at any time interchangably, also with Rick and Ricko), but never Richard.

We're a weird mob (also a book and movie of very similar name).

Yes, Just a joke. I know a couple of good ones to.

I know where that was supposed to go. But it goes to my notifications instead.

It's Pepper you need to catch with that.

mornin mate , yeh it was errr flattering yeh thats it

GÖÑ. BTW Selene is coming...maybe.

You mean...

buy packages of them, unwrap them slowly and caress them delicately with my hands. Raise them to my lips and slowly wrap my mouth around it before I spit it out cause I hate sour candy?

Ah, yes that would work as well. Semantic answers are always valid.
_____

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

That would be a coffin.

I get that a lot.

o/

Morning all.

Morning

Scuse me.. I am the original..

I has no alts..

Lies. Everyone knows I'm your alt.

And all my alts look like me... it's like I'm an alt army.

All Pepper's alts that is.

Lol.. ok.. pirate hat back on

Linked my api properly nao on zkillboarsa woot

Rawr fellow penguin

Oh, wait. It's like 8pm here. Nevermind. Evening, folks. I thought it was like four hours later for some reason.

*fluffles Hengle's hair*

Lel.. moral of the story is... craiglist is full of crazies??

And I dont even know what craiglist it..

List made by craig?

Then grab a bucket and a funnel.

Dat portrait won my heart.

It's so cute!

So why did everyone choose the name they have? I am curious

I didn't get much sleep, sat up to 4 am-ish working on SQL issues for a client and woke up to my cat puking at 7:30 am. So, I am not in a good mood at all.

Gonna cheer myself up with some Plague Inc. and create a pathogen that turns the brains of the infected into liquid ****! Much like (American) television does.

GRRR!

Ed, Random and I all seem to have the same style facial hairs... :)

Hi All. Logging on at home time is probably not the best time to start going through LAGL. Think i will finish this tomorrow !

Dont worry, hon. I'll contribute...since I was volunteered. You have nothing to worry about from me.
For every isk I donate to the contest, I'll take it out of Random's sorry a**.

Greetings. In my determination to like the thread from the start, I neglected the tail end. All caught up now.

I can neither confirm or deny that I am developing a bio weapon. Sounds fun though!

I wasn't aware of that rule. I assume you are the "gatekeeper" of this thread. You do have the appearance for it.

Nonsense. Everyone knows that Tilde is in charge here. I have a little bookmarklet that I use to like everything on the page at once.

I click it when I remember to, but that's not every page, and I certainly didn't go through and like everything from the beginning.

Halloween schmaloween.

LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING

Hi LAGL! <3

Cake flavored alcohol...

More content.

I love my sleeping bag. It understands me. And is so roomy.

Not a damn thing.

I know right.....

I should just withdraw my pics as I don't feel worthy. I can't do anything other than cosplays and making Kate cute.

Goonite LAGL

Damn, I was looking at the LAGL statistics and Graygor still has a huge number of posts lead on all of us.

http://eve-search.com/stats/thread/6470-1

Also thanks for that wonderful website and the stats page Chribba!

Ugh, why does everyone have to be so difficult?
They ask for your help, then take the scenic route....

Morning, folks!

New outfit. It no longer looks like I stole Mizzy's outfit! <3

What did we do now?


Always blaming us for everything.

What i quickly gathered, he is asking for it and keeps breaking the rules.
And for the CCP Falcons personal rules, they are personal rules, not official.

Conclusion: Attention seeker

(If i missed something, please do slap me and correct me)

A snipe too haha...

Also I thought pods look more gallente..

Im just talkimg bout the looks... :)

The third party dev stuff looks interesting. If they get their thumbs out their ass I might even start up development of my site again.

Speaking of 3rd party and since I'm a goon...


Y'all should join this.

Did y'all hear about the guy that thought he was paying for a discount circumcision?

He got ripped off!

What TZ are you?

CET (GMT+1)

We'll guess he does nothing in eve.

minus 2c , never gets that cold where i live , ed would surely die

So, Sebastian Vettel's helmet for the US grand prix is Captain America themed, and it's a damned masterpiece: http://imgur.com/a/salV0

Just resculpted + went on Aurum shopping. You guys think I'm pretty ?

Not mine. LAGL's excellent Halloween portrait contest. If you haven't cast a vote yet, I'll add a timer up today to let you know how long to go.

Yeah no worries. Was an approach I thought about.

But, drew the conclusion that it's best to just let all the votes happen and then reveal the order. Thought ranking during the process might change the way people vote, so have just left it blind (I haven't looked at the results either).

When voting ends, a new link will appear on the home page to show the results and it will show the first 3 places and % of the vote.

I think I might leave my portrait alone for a while. It's fantastic.

I don't even....

http://torrentfreak.com/riaa-pirate-bay-attacks-fundamental-human-rights-141028/

"We must end this assault on our humanity and the misappropriation of fundamental human rights"

Gosh! I did not realize that The Pirate Bay was abusing me! I did not realize that I had lost so many human rights but knowing that the RIAA is looking out for us, I feel a lot better! Thanks a lot guys!

Lies!! Vile and pernicious LIES!!!

Congratualtions to everyone who took part in the Halloween Challenge.

I hope displaying all the results hasn't disappointed anyone.

Final results available at:

http://laglhalloween.com/results

Well, as of this morning my chunk of the planet is another hour further into the past... :/ I sincerely hate Daylight Saving Time as a concept.

Generic Timezone Appropriate Greetings to all of LAGL

It's gonna be a GOOD day

Today's McNally rolled page for likes: 1054

Not perfect, but should do

Edit: Unintentional snipe and i'll be taking my snuggles now if you don't mind

Edit2: Sorry about that Kaaeliaa, but snuggles are glomps are in high demand these days

Will this work? http://i.imgur.com/ozwHXRN.jpg

HEY!

Only I can tell my space wife what to do.

I was ginger once. It actually looked quite good with my green eyes http://i.imgur.com/xiBUvv8.png

Still like my chocolate brown hair the best though...

So shiny!

Now I have that tune stuck in my head... meh

Oooo, I see the handsome one incoming.

Ok, I think Im gonna go cut myself.

GET OUTTA EVE YOU FPS NERDS.

Dude it's called a clan, wtf is wrong wit u?

no likes for you